partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened

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whitegirlsaintshit:

familyblogger:

OK JACK YES JACK DO IT JACK!

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unlazygirl:

for future reference.

unlazygirl:

for future reference.

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viewfromthetent:

From our tent to theirs.

viewfromthetent:

From our tent to theirs.

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illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

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post-impressionisms:

I love art - no.47

Konstantin Razumov, Russian (1974-present).

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varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby


OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

varysbueller:

tinyredbird:

reallyreallife:

EVEN IF IT IS ONLY 65p YOU’D AT LEAST EXPECT THEM TO USE THE WORD “PUPPY”.

Dog baby

Eric forgot what puppies are...

OMG I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT BUT I DID IT I DID THE THING

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(x)

#MISPRONOUNCING YOUR OWN NAME

#Leonardy DiCaprisun

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